Thursday, June 25, 2009

Headlines of the Future

Just In Case You Miss Them When They Come


"Unemployment Hits 12%; Obama Says, 'Bush Economy Worse Than Expected'"

"Tax Revenues Fall Short of Expectations, Obama Blames Bush"

"Government Healthcare Costs Soar, Obama Orders 'More Selective Surgery', Blames Bush'"

"While Iraq Spirals into Chaos, Obama Renews Apologies to Al Qaeda and Iran, Blames Bush"

"GM Revenues Fall for Seventh Consecutive Quarter, UAW at Odds with Ford"

"CitiGroup Hemorrhaging Top Talent, Pay Czar Compensation Limits to Blame"

"Obama Wages Heroic Battle to Suppress Disclosure of Birth Documents"

"Chinese Currency Displaces Dollar as World Standard"

"Obama Praises Iranian Clerics for Robust Debate with Dissidents"

"Senator (name withheld) Accused of Corruption; Senator Had Challenged Creation of Unelected, Anointed Czars"

"China Refuses to Purchase American Debt; Obama Says Please"

"China Seizes Taiwan, Obama Apologizes for Previous U. S. Intervention/China Purchases American Debt"

"Tourism Flourishes in Havana, Cuban-Americans Return to the GOP"

"California Abolishes State Welfare, Illegal Immigrants Flee to Neighboring States"

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